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Published on March 5th, 2018 | by Admin

31 Photos That, Despite Their Best Efforts, Are Not Of Penises

Technically, this is just a really thick sweet potato, and not a penis.

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Technically, this is just a really thick sweet potato, and not a penis.

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Technically, this is just a cut on someone’s thumb, and not a penis.

Technically, this is just a cut on someone's thumb, and not a penis.

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Technically, this is a starfish of some sort, and not five connected penises.

Technically, this is a starfish of some sort, and not five connected penises.

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Technically, this is a baby’s foot, and not a penis.

Technically, this is a baby's foot, and not a penis.

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Also a baby’s foot, technically.

Also a baby's foot, technically.

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Technically a child’s arm, not a penis.

Technically a child's arm, not a penis.

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Technically a dog’s ear, not a penis.

Technically a dog's ear, not a penis.

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Technically this is the man’s head, not his penis.

Technically this is the man's head, not his penis.

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Technically, this is a massage chair, not a penis.

Technically, this is a massage chair, not a penis.

Twitter: @givemeinternet

Technically, this is just a glob of make-up, not a penis.

Technically, this is just a glob of make-up, not a penis.

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Technically speaking, that’s her foot, not a penis.

Technically speaking, that's her foot, not a penis.

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Technically, the shadow is of two angel hands touching, not of two penis tips gently touching.

Technically, the shadow is of two angel hands touching, not of two penis tips gently touching.

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Technically, this figure is meant to be holding a baby, not its own monster dong.

Technically, this figure is meant to be holding a baby, not its own monster dong.

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Technically, this is a cucumber, not a penis.

Technically, this is a cucumber, not a penis.

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Technically an inside-out sock. (Not a penis.)

Technically an inside-out sock. (Not a penis.)

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Technically, this print is meant to depict the Leaning Tower of Pisa, not a penis.

Technically, this print is meant to depict the Leaning Tower of Pisa, not a penis.

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Technically, this is a stalagmite, not some kind of cave boner.

Technically, this is a stalagmite, not some kind of cave boner.

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Technically a snowblower, not an ejaculating penis.

Technically a snowblower, not an ejaculating penis.

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Technically just two mushrooms. No penises.

Technically just two mushrooms. No penises.

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Technically, that’s the thumb of the person in white, and not the penis of the person in blue.

Technically, that's the thumb of the person in white, and not the penis of the person in blue.

Twitter: @daylightrobber

Technically, this is just a potato, not a penis.

Technically, this is just a potato, not a penis.

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Technically she’s using a mortar and pestle. She’s not masturbating into a bowl.

Technically she's using a mortar and pestle. She's not masturbating into a bowl.

Twitter: @Beachreader

Technically, this is an ad for something called the Simmons Hall of Science… though, to be honest, I’m dubious.

Technically, this is an ad for something called the Simmons Hall of Science... though, to be honest, I'm dubious.

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Technically, this is just some sort of small outgrowth on a potato, and not a small potato penis. As far as I know, potatoes do not have penises.

Technically, this is just some sort of small outgrowth on a potato, and not a small potato penis. As far as I know, potatoes do not have penises.

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Technically, this is someone’s hat, not a penis.

Technically, this is someone's hat, not a penis.

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Technically, this is just a small, misshapen strawberry. (Not a penis, technically.)

Technically, this is just a small, misshapen strawberry. (Not a penis, technically.)

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Technically, this egg just cracked while boiling. It is not sexually aroused.

Technically, this egg just cracked while boiling. It is not sexually aroused.

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Technically, this is just a beach umbrella and the contrail of a passing jet, not an ejaculating penis.

Technically, this is just a beach umbrella and the contrail of a passing jet, not an ejaculating penis.

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Technically just a puppy. Not a penis.

Technically just a puppy. Not a penis.

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Technically speaking, the stroke across the “H” of “Harvest” is being depicted as a stalk of wheat, which just happens to end right at the tip of a baguette. This is not meant to depict an ejaculating penis, as far as we can tell.

Technically speaking, the stroke across the "H" of "Harvest" is being depicted as a stalk of wheat, which just happens to end right at the tip of a baguette. This is not meant to depict an ejaculating penis, as far as we can tell.

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Technically, this squirrel has a piece of food, not an erection.

Technically, this squirrel has a piece of food, not an erection.

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