Published on February 10th, 2018 | by Admin
23 Clean Jokes That Are So Funny And So Dumb
“What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a huge plus.”
It gets toad away.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
They’re usually 90 degrees.
“Put it on my bill.”
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse replies, “Sure.”
It’s not stroganoff.
But all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
Really, really big hands.
The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”
“Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.
“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”
When do we want them? NNNNNEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
…but I only got bronze.
Via Tim Vine
…it’s also terrible.
Same middle name.
Cole’s Law is thinly sliced cabbage.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I don’t know Y.
Via Chris Turner
“Why would it be short?” she asked.
I said, “Because it’s your thirty-second birthday.”
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